“Suicide doesn’t come with a bucket of popcorn and a large soda, but at least it would be quicker.” – Anonymous St. Louis Rams fan

No wonder TJ Maxx has tons of Rams merchandise mired on the shelves… Marc Bulger jerseys will start turning up in refugee camps around the world as unwanted Rams-branded clothing fills the bins behind Metro area Salvation Army offices.” – VanRam, Turf Show Times

“The Greatest Show on Turf has become the Greatest No-Show.” – Jim Thomas, The St. Louis Post-Dispatch

“Yesterday, it was reported that my St. Louis Rams requested the use of the mercy rule!” – Mack Rosenberg, Ramblin’ Fan

“Can we exchange the Dolphins? We’ll take anybody. We’ll take the Bills, the Falcons, the Jets… no, not the Rams. But anybody else. Please. Bloody anybody. We send you Beckham and this is how you repay us?” – UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown

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