5 LA Rams players / coaches you’d want to be quarantined with

1 – Aaron Donald

Of course, defensive tackle Aaron Donald would be the top choice. Here is the best of all worlds. He is a sure-fire HOF’er, can beat the arse of anyone who tries to threaten or endanger you during a quarantine situation. He’s on top of taking care of yourself, and will likely have you on the right diet, schedule, sleep cycle, hydration, work-outs, and supplements as quickly as Coach McVay.

And if you refuse? He’ll twist you into a pretzel.

He has a good sense of humor and can hold a decent conversation without overwhelming you. Best of all, he still has a touch of his Pittsburgh Pennsylvania accent. If you don’t know what I’m referring to, just load up a video and listen. That’s the way the English language was intended to be pronounced.

Quarantine means isolation.  So whomever you end up with, you had better share some common interests. If you are quarantined with Aaron Donald, the decision of what you do each day is already made for you.  Working out and getting into NFL game day preparedness.

Screw Weight Watchers and Gold’s Gym memberships.  A month or more of quarantine with Donald and you’ll be in the receiving end of the camera lens of Fitness magazine.  As long as you don’t piss him off, that is.