The Nightmare Way Before Christmas

The Nightmare Way Before ChristmasI guess the St. Louis Rams have officially become the biggest punchline of not only the NFL, but also the sports blogosphere. On a positive note, a quote from Ramblin’ Fan was featured on Epic Carnival. The piece (written by one of our own) analyzes each NFL team midway through the season by using movies. The Rams, along with the Dolphins, were the stars of a fictional NFL Films’ flick called The Nightmare Way Before Christmas. If you ask us, the reviews are the best part. Here are a few for just the Rams:

Suicide doesn’t come with a bucket of popcorn and a large soda, but at least it would be quicker.” – Anonymous St. Louis Rams fan

No wonder TJ Maxx has tons of Rams merchandise mired on the shelves… Marc Bulger jerseys will start turning up in refugee camps around the world as unwanted Rams-branded clothing fills the bins behind Metro area Salvation Army offices.” – VanRam, Turf Show Times

The Greatest Show on Turf has become the Greatest No-Show.” – Jim Thomas, The St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Yesterday, it was reported that my St. Louis Rams requested the use of the mercy rule!” – Mack Rosenberg, Ramblin’ Fan

Can we exchange the Dolphins? We’ll take anybody. We’ll take the Bills, the Falcons, the Jets… no, not the Rams. But anybody else. Please. Bloody anybody. We send you Beckham and this is how you repay us?” – UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown

We’re moving up in the world! Go check it out…


Topics: 0-7, Nightmare Season, Ramblin' Fan, Rams

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