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Top 10 St. Louis Rams Fantasy Football Names For 2013

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With the preseason over and St. Louis Rams’ practice facilities closed to the public, the only thing left to fill that NFL void is fantasty football. In the world of fantasy sports, this weekend is prime time for drafting, with fantasy owners having a better sense of the players, the rosters, and injury situations for every team.

However, having an elite fantasy team requires more than merely having the best talent. Just as important, if not more, is your team name! What is the point of stomping out your friends if the trophy is going to read “Team [Insert Last Name]“? For some, creativity does not come naturally… that is where we come in. Below are the Top 10 St. Louis Rams-related Fantasy Football names for the 2013 season…

With only 10 spots on the countdown, there was not enough room for some of the other names that were suggested to us. However, in the interest of variety, we wanted to give a shout out to some of the honorable mentions that did not crack the Top 10. Enjoy!

“Five Dollar Foot-Longs”

Referencing Jake and Chris Long

“Zac Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Going On”

Combination of Zac Stacy and the song “Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne

“All’s Wells That Ends Wells”

Referencing Scott Wells

“A Tru Maine Hate No One”

Combination of Trumaine Johnson and the quote by Napoleon, “A true man hates no one”

“Saffold Infection”

Referencing Roger Saffold

“Wine Her, Dine Her, But Don’t 49er”

Referencing the San Francisco 49ers

“Careful, You Don’t Want To Jenkz It”

Referencing Janoris Jenkins through his nickname “Jenkz”

“That’s What Snead Said”

Combination of Les Snead and the phrase “That’s what she said”


With the help of #RamsNation on Twitter, and some careful thought and consideration by the Ramblin’ Fan staff, here are our Top 10 “St. Louis Rams-related Fantasy Football names” for the 2013 season…


10. “Calm And Sted-y Wins The Race”

Referencing Stedman Bailey

9. “Any Givens Sunday”

Referencing Chris Givens

8. “I Think I Just Pead Myself A Little”

Referencing Isaiah Pead

7. “Meet the Brockers

 Combination of Michael Brockers and the movie “Meet the Fockers”

6. “I Got The Laurinaitis” or “A Case of the Laurinaitis

 Referencing James Laurinaitis

5. “Keep Calm & Tav On

 Referencing Tavon Austin

4. “The Quinn-essential Truth”

 Combination of Robert Quinn and the phrase “The Quintessential Truth”

3. “Inglorious Bradfords”

 Combination of Sam Bradford and the movie “Inglorious Bastards” 

2. “The Wrath of (ta)Von

 Combination of Tavon Austin and the movie “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”

1. “Hit In The Right Dahl

 Referencing Harvey Dahl… or Craig Dahl


That concludes our Top 10 Fantasy Football names countdown! If we missed your team’s name, Rams-related or not, make sure to share it in the comments section below. Happy drafting, everyone!


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