Has Rams merchandising finally gone too far?

As the Summer months begin to stack up on Rams fans, and we look forward to the beginning of training camp, we go into our closets and dig out our St. Louis Rams fanfare from 2014. Then we begin to notice the smells, stains, rips and tears of what was once a brand new Sam Bradford jersey. So what is a loyal Rams fan like yourself to do? Head over to the internet and pick out yourself some brand new Rams swag. You would probably be surprised to find there is way more out there than you think…

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Keep up with the times and jump on the undead train with this St. Louis Rams Zombie Garden Gnome, available at nflshop.com. At approximately 8.5″ inches tall this garden figurine is sure to let the neighborhood know exactly what type of fan resides in your household. A year round feature that not only doubles as a ghoulish, yet stylish, piece of lawn art, it will guarantee to keep unwanted pests away with it’s creepy undead look. *We can’t guarantee it will keep anything away, but it’s worth a shot right.

Next up on our fully committed fan list is a St. Louis Rams Billiard Table. Available at familyleisure.com, this billiard table let’s the whole house party know where your loyalty lies. Park this puppy in your family room, den or home office for a cool $2,500. You will be the envy of the block every Sunday of the year with this completely customized table. This piece is sure to gain value over time and will be popping up in antique shops for years to come. *The table probably won’t gain value, and you’ll definitely catch a lot of flack from the Mrs. for this one.

Nov 23, 2014; San Diego, CA, USA; St. Louis Rams head coach Jeff Fisher reacts during the second quarter against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports

If subtlety is more your style, we’ve got you covered. This St. Louis Rams ugly christmas sweater is sure to keep you from standing out in the crowd, but also remaining true to your colors with Rams logos stitched onto every inch. What do you get when you combine an argyle pattern with christmas trees, snowflakes and the Rams logo? A winning combination! Impress friends, coworkers and in-laws with this warm and fuzzy sweater sure to keep you cozy and well camouflaged at even the best holiday parties. *This sweater will not help you blend in at all. In fact it will make you stick out like a sore thumb, but GO RAMS!

Finally, nothing says football season like a quality tailgate party with friends. Whether hosting at your place, or cheering on the home team in the parking lot. Every veteran tailgater needs a St. Louis Rams Hot Dog Brander. Once again available from our fine friends at nflshop.com, this sweet little number will keep the opposing fans off your succulent meats by searing in the juices that can only come with a burnt on Rams logo! Declare your tailgate dominance with St. Louis Ram hotdogs and sausages until the charcoal goes cold. * Not much to say on this one. It’s way over the top.

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