Boller To Start In This Week’s Case of Pick Your Poison

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As QB Marc Bulger continues to struggle to come back from injury, it appears Kyle Boller will once again be under center for the Rams.  Now if you would be so kind, I would love for you all to join me in the most sarcastic cheer in the history of football.  Are you ready?  Okay 1, 2, 3…

“Woooooooo!”

In all honesty, I’m not sure what the Rams should do under center.  Should they allow Bulger to play?  That will be sure to make the “We hate Bulger” mob grow stronger.  Should they allow Boller to continue to play?  That way all of us Rams fans can say “Well its obvious we would be better if Bulger was healthy.”  Or heck, we could throw Null in and use the old “Just give him time to develop and we’ll be golden.”

I’m going to be honest with you here, I don’t think it matters who we start under center.  When this team finally wins a game, it will be from a few huge runs from Steven Jackson, an interception return for a touchdown by OJ Atogwe, and a forced fumble by Will Witherspoon. Basically, I’m not expecting any huge numbers to be put up by Bulger or Boller at any point this season.  Boller will never post any more than 200 yards and Bulger will not post anymore than 250.  So shall we arm ourselves with pitchforks?  Or shall we begin making “We love Bradford” T-shirts?

Update: I sincerely apologize for posting an incomplete blog.  Apparently my internet messed up at some point and didn’t auto-save my draft.  My mistake.